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UNOROMERO: I don't know what a boney thingy is... I suspect it's something to do with Yankee sports DUO-ESMARENTA: O'course we'z can blame 'em... it's wat they is for, like!

UNO: I said ‘sort of’ stolen either way it was v42belows current serf… v42below ‘took him’ whilst I was still ‘probing’ the young lad… all technically legitimate but it’s just not the kind of thing proper knights do (so doesn’t really apply to v42below anyway). DUO: Stormsebber… say’s ‘he’s busy’ which is complete nonsense as he’s a fecking Belgian TROISO: Some Oirish lad who’s name escapes me… I was gonna make him my serf then his life collapsed around him. One day the daft buggar will be back… presumably after he’s gotten himself a nice warm cardboard box for the coming winter QUATTRIO: I met a real arsehole of a Scot today (I know, I know ain’t they all)… I don’t think he’d like you

You know, I’ve had terrible luck with serfs so far… I’ve had one stolen (kind of), one who’s buggared off (probably quite literally), one left homeless & destitute & now this latest one who... (i) I don’t like (ii) I don’t actually understand (iii) Isn’t even real (iv) Is a waffler in disguise Still I will drown my sorrows in bud (that’s a word I understood) & the blood of your skirt wearing ninny’s… expect a set-up when I can be arsed

Didn't we have a rule about Canadians somewhere? Then again knowing the Justicar we probably have rules on wheelchair bound Klingon speakers posting during adverse weather conditions (IIRC it's that they can post but not after midnight or sumfink).

I don't understand... do I have a new serf or what?

Dear Peng who made him a Knight again? ‘You refuse to concede defeat’ do you? I bet you’re quite proud of that as well! Now I know it is too much to expect a yellow faux-oddstralian like yourself to grow a pair but you could’ve at least taken some tissues from your handbag & stuffed them down your kecks to form a ‘reasonable package’. How about insulting my lineage & my dignity, calling me a blowhard & a perfidious piddler? How about you cease analysing regulations for awhile & send me a Pengdamn set-up? Refuse to concede defeat! I tell you, it’s like being mauled by a damp dishcloth…

I thought the whole point of a poncho was to make you happy... constantly. Just thinking about one brings a smile to my face. How can you be sad in a Poncho? It's a poncho for Peng's sake!

I was going to construct a reason for not doing this but then I realised that this would probably piss off Joe Shaw no end so… … For the incredible first words of "I’m as happy as a pig in ****" I, Sir 37mm the leading light of the House of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh), propose that swallow cauliflowers for dollars or whatever fecking else the worthless lump has bothered to call himself be made a thingy … a little guy thing… a serf! I forgotten what that means but I suspect it has something to do with a pissbucket. I’m not crazy about the idea myself but hey it might cheer up Seanachai (at least for a few seconds anyway) plus his first words were "I’m as happy as a pig in ****!"… that’s gotta count for sumfink? So, whoever it is that gets to decide on these things (how many Justicars do we have now?) please fill out the forms & stuff. … hold on does this mean I have to teach him, like, stuff? [ October 24, 2005, 01:10 AM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]

Hey post your post anyway; you can never have enough post's I say (though perhaps grog Dorosh has had a change of heart in that regard)... unless they're by that MrSpkr fellow... Lawyers trouble me & I’d rather forget that they exist

*Eye's the stranger suspiciously* Ain't you a waffler or sumfink? And what kind of location is 'Pacific North west'... isn't that like around Siberia or sumfink? I tell you one thing that I'm good for buddy & that's posting in the roight place... why don't you scurry back where you are supposed to be & post there? I'll even give you a hand with what you could post... "Look at me, maggots! Eat my TNT, where's my turns... smiley, snarl, snarl... maggot, no good Canuck... snarl, smiley.... bwwwwwhhhaaahhha maggot!" ... or some variation on that theme will be more than adequate. Oh but remember not to repeat the same formula too often or otherwise it might become so mind numbingly boring you'll want to rip out your own god damn eyes if you forced to read yet another 'snarl, maggot, snarl’ combo.

I've just beaten the hell out of v42below... Man, i'm good...

No err no *shrugs* Why? You'll probably just misinterpret everything anyway... Oh please, let it be...

So what am I doing about the faux-redneck again?

Right this is what I don’t understand about some people… M1A1 TC is of course completely correct that civilians 'should' be in the game (though BFC have yet to confirm that there won’t be ANY rules of engagement i.e. don’t level the city) but as BFC have repeatedly said that... (a) civilians won’t be in this game ( that hopefully they will be in a future version of cmx2 © and we can expect lot’s* of games & modules One can only come up with a single conclusion... That the creation of a city like environment will take many weeks or more likely months of coding & that BFC will have to delay their release schedule by a considerable degree (costing them a whole load of wonga) to fulfil your request. Which begs the question… why on earth should BFC fulfil your request, and consequentially, why make such a request? • relative to cmx1

You know some of those pathetic wafflers (I mean don’t they realise it’s just gotten kind of embarrassing now?) are claiming you/kitty have plagiarized one of their scenario’s? I won’t put it past you… but kitty?

There are a few serf's around (a mostly disappointing crop though) but, for once, you are quite correct Naffscout about the current squire situation. I've said many, many times that we Cesspoolers face demographic oblivion unless new blood can be found... which reminds me, I should really be working on my 'ultimate miracle' rather than posting here & 'enjoying' my empty inbox. I see Peng claim's he was born! Tis a load of nonsense I tell thee... Peng merely is & was & will be, nothing more, nothing less and anybody who claims otherwise don’t know jack (and that goes for Peng too).... heck I thought all of the Olde Ones fell from the sky eon's ago? Still, I think it's roughly a year ago that I first claimed Messiahoodiness... spooky when you can be arsed to think about it! [ October 21, 2005, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]

Edit your fecking post you damnable Scot... your ridiculous & incomprehensible warbling is ruining my AAR

Elsewhere my second group (boosted by various reinforcements) had finally begun to reach the main objective… they also began ‘meeting’ Boo’s forces Fire-fights raged & Boo’s wasps showed up, threatening to cause a total disaster… one was dealt with by one of my own flamers And another was dealt with by a faust… meanwhile my second brumbar was being really, really, really mean Once again my artillery came into play halting Boo’s forces in one sector (with the help of another flamer & my last flame halftrack) The other sector was just… brutal. It was almost humbling to be able to deliver such punishment upon the pre-emptively gloating hippy Still with time running out I was forced to launch an assault on the main flag… I’m ashamed to say that I failed to claim the flag primarily because of my own ‘covering fire’ Just when I thought I might get the ‘most stupid play of the game award’ Boo brought up a Sherman right in front of my hell-causing Brumbar & then blithely ordered it to fire on some half squad to its right… I of course took the prize Tee hee… 303 casualties! Perhaps his soldiers don’t work? Either that or the nong doesn’t know how to use them. Tee hee, tee hee…

Meanwhile the lead elements of my second group had crossed the frozen river with the aim of causing some mischief… they succeeded But then Boo brought a whole load of wasps into play & ‘drove off’ my men A counter attack with my own flame halftrack failed abysmally It was now that Boo, flushed with unearned pride, rushed to the Cesspool all giggly & joyous before tapping out with his oafish fingers… Tee hee... Sir Sir 37mm's jack booted thugs have been given faulty flametracks, apparently. Either that or the nong doesn't know how they work. Did I mention, tee hee? Enraged by the use of ‘Tee hee’ in The One Thread I vowed to rub Boo’s nose in his own humble pie which had been filled with his ill conceived words…

Blister AAR: A Messianic production THE original, unadulterated, 100% genuine Sir 37mm world renowned Peng blessed Messiah of the One True Thread versus The infamous ‘rub a rock’ Boo Few have anything good to say about my former liege & that is as it should be, however occasionally he can find an enjoyable scenario. This was just one of those scenarios… it was forged in the deranged mind’s of two of our own; the lovely Kitty & the ‘unusual’ Mace. It was a scenario as stupid as “Noba & Nidan1 combined” & involved me & Boo brutally hunting each other in a pitch dark wintry town. My forces started out in the South East corner of the map, they split themselves into two equally sized group’s one prepared to defend the nearest flag (occupied without trouble) & the other went off, rather cautiously, towards the main Western flag. It wasn’t long before I spotted some of Boo’s damn fool’s & so I gave chase! However my malfunctioning half track was quickly knocked out by his dastardly Sherman. My forces fled before the Yankee beast... Till one of my Brumbar’s arrived on the scene, it quickly brought peace & sanctity to the battle And then Boo ruined it all with a scabby gun hit! Of course he didn’t seem to notice what he’d done & once my 150mm artillery started falling amongst his infantry escort he quickly buggared off

I haven't 'got you' attacking across anything, blame the rock polishing quasi-Justicar for the damned game! And you call that a challenge? You didn't insult my integrity, nationality, intelligence or... well anything. I mean even 2v4blow could do better & that git runs a mile every time I challenge him! But sure after we've finished 'a ridge too far' or whatever the feck it’s called we can do the whole '43 Eastern front 'thing'… hopefully my AFV’s will face tougher opposition than flamethrower tanks & snipers

Quoted from your link... The AI would have won this one as the germans without breaking into a sweat ... I mean come on the guy bought 6 flamethrower tanks for defence! I reckon you should be stripped of your title until you find a proper* Swede to challenge * I mean naked, beardful & blonde

I don't know what this is but I hope it stops soon

Well it look’s like we’ll all be playing CMBB for some time and that got me thinking about ultra-res graphics. From what I can tell, on CMMODS there are two ultra-res vehicle mods & one terrain mod (for a church). My questions are; why are they so few ultra-res mods & what does it take to make ultra-res mods?

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