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  1. I can see it now… 12 Cesspoolers, all locked together in a house, two teams, silly weekly tasks, vicious backstabbing, hysterical fingerpointing, crazed personality clashes and Seanachai screaming “you’re fecked!” at the end of each week. It'd make great TV [ April 23, 2006, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]
  2. I can see it now… 12 Cesspoolers, all locked together in a house, two teams, silly weekly tasks, vicious backstabbing, hysterical fingerpointing, crazed personality clashes and Seanachai screaming “you’re fecked!” at the end of each week. It'd make great TV [ April 23, 2006, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]
  3. Let me guess... because your wife once said the same thing?
  4. Let me guess... because your wife once said the same thing?
  5. Let me guess... because your wife once said the same thing?
  6. For those folks tempted to trust Nidan1's word (and more fool you) check out the above documentary evidence... all of those pictures show his Tigers getting smashed in the jaw Admittedly, seeing as it was a battle between you & I, rather little
  7. For those folks tempted to trust Nidan1's word (and more fool you) check out the above documentary evidence... all of those pictures show his Tigers getting smashed in the jaw Admittedly, seeing as it was a battle between you & I, rather little
  8. For those folks tempted to trust Nidan1's word (and more fool you) check out the above documentary evidence... all of those pictures show his Tigers getting smashed in the jaw Admittedly, seeing as it was a battle between you & I, rather little
  9. CLASSIC NIDAN1 AAR: A Messianic production So after helping the Nu-Yoika with his counting and convincing him that he did infact have ten fingers I finally got him to agree to fight a battle. As challenger it was perhaps my duty to find an appropriate set-up for the pair of us but I was ‘detained’ and the task fell to Nidan1. Oh dear… the daft pudding sent me a divisional level attack on a map larger than any I'd ever seen or imagined. I calculated that it would’ve taken at least 13 lifetimes to finish the bloody operation which, although no problem in of itself, does create the shirley impossible task of having to deal with Nidan1 for 13 lifetimes (try repeating that phrase too often… I tell you it’s like something from candyman)! So after making the appropriate polite excuses (you bleedin’ foolish halfwit of a yank… yadda, yadda, yadda) I sent him the set-up for the much smaller, but still impressively sized, 5x25+ turn HSG-Villers Bocage operation. Quotes on the discussion board included… Awesome operation, great fun and great thrills. Force balance excellent In conclusion, excellent - it came down to three Tigers stalking around the main square zapping anything I took the poor, blighted Brit’s and Nidan1 took Wittmans juggernauts of doom… what could possibly go wrong with a game like this? So ten minutes later and with all of Nidan1’s Tigers reduced to shattered burning wrecks the game automatically ends with my total victory… even by Nidan1’s abyssal standards this was a damned poor performance. So after comforting the silly sausage and listening to his sobbing promises ‘to do better next time’ I’ve once again let him find a battle for us, apparently it’s only gonna be a Brigade level battle this time… sigh
  10. CLASSIC NIDAN1 AAR: A Messianic production So after helping the Nu-Yoika with his counting and convincing him that he did infact have ten fingers I finally got him to agree to fight a battle. As challenger it was perhaps my duty to find an appropriate set-up for the pair of us but I was ‘detained’ and the task fell to Nidan1. Oh dear… the daft pudding sent me a divisional level attack on a map larger than any I'd ever seen or imagined. I calculated that it would’ve taken at least 13 lifetimes to finish the bloody operation which, although no problem in of itself, does create the shirley impossible task of having to deal with Nidan1 for 13 lifetimes (try repeating that phrase too often… I tell you it’s like something from candyman)! So after making the appropriate polite excuses (you bleedin’ foolish halfwit of a yank… yadda, yadda, yadda) I sent him the set-up for the much smaller, but still impressively sized, 5x25+ turn HSG-Villers Bocage operation. Quotes on the discussion board included… Awesome operation, great fun and great thrills. Force balance excellent In conclusion, excellent - it came down to three Tigers stalking around the main square zapping anything I took the poor, blighted Brit’s and Nidan1 took Wittmans juggernauts of doom… what could possibly go wrong with a game like this? So ten minutes later and with all of Nidan1’s Tigers reduced to shattered burning wrecks the game automatically ends with my total victory… even by Nidan1’s abyssal standards this was a damned poor performance. So after comforting the silly sausage and listening to his sobbing promises ‘to do better next time’ I’ve once again let him find a battle for us, apparently it’s only gonna be a Brigade level battle this time… sigh
  11. CLASSIC NIDAN1 AAR: A Messianic production So after helping the Nu-Yoika with his counting and convincing him that he did infact have ten fingers I finally got him to agree to fight a battle. As challenger it was perhaps my duty to find an appropriate set-up for the pair of us but I was ‘detained’ and the task fell to Nidan1. Oh dear… the daft pudding sent me a divisional level attack on a map larger than any I'd ever seen or imagined. I calculated that it would’ve taken at least 13 lifetimes to finish the bloody operation which, although no problem in of itself, does create the shirley impossible task of having to deal with Nidan1 for 13 lifetimes (try repeating that phrase too often… I tell you it’s like something from candyman)! So after making the appropriate polite excuses (you bleedin’ foolish halfwit of a yank… yadda, yadda, yadda) I sent him the set-up for the much smaller, but still impressively sized, 5x25+ turn HSG-Villers Bocage operation. Quotes on the discussion board included… Awesome operation, great fun and great thrills. Force balance excellent In conclusion, excellent - it came down to three Tigers stalking around the main square zapping anything I took the poor, blighted Brit’s and Nidan1 took Wittmans juggernauts of doom… what could possibly go wrong with a game like this? So ten minutes later and with all of Nidan1’s Tigers reduced to shattered burning wrecks the game automatically ends with my total victory… even by Nidan1’s abyssal standards this was a damned poor performance. So after comforting the silly sausage and listening to his sobbing promises ‘to do better next time’ I’ve once again let him find a battle for us, apparently it’s only gonna be a Brigade level battle this time… sigh
  12. Well I wouldn’t quite go that far *Serious* Peng, what wretched news about your ‘Old Woman/sainted grey-haired mother’... there really is little else to say
  13. Well I wouldn’t quite go that far *Serious* Peng, what wretched news about your ‘Old Woman/sainted grey-haired mother’... there really is little else to say
  14. Well I wouldn’t quite go that far *Serious* Peng, what wretched news about your ‘Old Woman/sainted grey-haired mother’... there really is little else to say
  15. Am I the only one whose irritated that the ‘Consolidated CM:SF Topics of Note’ thread doesn’t actually have ANY links to the One Thread? Perhaps it would be a good idea for all the Justicars to stop bickering about SPOONS* for awhile & deal with THAT, far more serious, problem! * have you lot really reached such depths… dear Peng at least the other thread died with an ounce of dignity remaining
  16. Isn’t this the same Seanachai that once invited tournament players into the One thread and who made Meeks, apparently as crazy as a tree full of rats, our King? Yet ask yourself… did these whims of his actually stand?
  17. Well after several electric shocks, multiple cuts, a bunch of solder burns and a sore scalp from all of the hair I’ve been tearing out I suppose it’s time to admit defeat & just buy a new bloody microphone... though I ain’t happy about it. NG Cavscout has convinced me to try & give the staggeringly dull Hearts of Iron 2 another chance… though not today Nidan1 you lumpish, ill-nurtured cod-piece are you in the mood for a game yet or are you STILL too busy trying to count your fingers?
  18. Yes rocks… but not just rocks! At one time or another Joe has had beer cans, chairs, tables, plant pots, beer bottles, washing machines, roadkill, ornaments, fruit & veg, dishes, musical instruments, wine glasses, custard pies, lamps, clothing, pestilence & talcum powder hurled at him. Heck, what hasn’t been thrown at Joe Shaw?
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