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So, will Mensch be back in 30 days or is it an indefinite ban?

It sure does have that old american ring to it. Wasn't Washington's middle name Maxim? Or was it Boris? Not that it matters much. It is rather unfortunate how the invention of the Maxim by the Americans is nowdays overshadowed by the American invention of a weapon that is even now the pride of the US military - the AK-47.

The answer you are looking for is: <font size=6>SOD OFF!</font>

How the hell does he keep getting off that cross? I'm thinking we should nail him through the forehead this time.

I think he meant "have" in much the same way one has one's dinner.

And that's the reason they're called the Olde (rather than original) Ones, folks.

Who is this guy and why does he keep posting here?

Happy birthday, stikky. We're all glad to know that you're yet another year closer to eternal silence.

That one looked like nothing but net to me, Boo

All muscle, I assure you. I've been so bored without the entertainment of watching you run into the door for days on end, that I started working out to pass the time.

peanut

Sod off, foxy.

I take great pleasure in knowing that Joe cringes every time you call him that. Do it more often, eh? Steve </font>

[serious]Apple Cider Vinegar (organic is preferrable). Discovered it this year and have managed to fight off 3 colds so far after the early symptoms appeared. Take a shot of it in the morning and a shot at night (no chasers, you just have to stand the taste for 5 mins or so). It tastes like **** and that's exactly how you feel for the next 5 minutes after taking it, but it works.[/serious] That full stop is still missing, Dad.

You're missing a full stop in your sig, Sheriff.

Sig material that.

Anal-yse, "YSE", damn it!!! My analysis confirms that you are Australian. With me being human, it is obvious that any future attempt at conversation between us would be a fruitless exercise of inter-species communication.

Indeed that is the twit I refer to. However, I am no SSN. I suggest you refrain from calling me that, lest I have you marooned in a sandy wasteland, scorching with cancer-causing radiation, full of degenerate inbred ex-convicts speaking a horrible dialect that resembles the mating call of a donkey, outnumbered only by japanese people with more cameras than limbs to operate them, made even less habitable by restrictions on the use of water to wash your car or your repugnant self for that matter. Wait a minute, where did you say you were from?

Perhaps you prolonged absence and low brain cell count have affected you somewhat, Stuka. That twit may have a lower member number than you or I, but no email addy or location in his profile.

Who cares about the woodberner, it's got an Aga!

You wound me more deeply than you'll ever know, Your Majesty. </font>

Real Russians use five bullets.

Sit down!

You wound me more deeply than you'll ever know, Your Majesty.