v42below

So that's 78 years of denial that you're her son? *snip* </font>

SOMETHING of note Happy?

Cry me a river of carrots, Joe.

Oh, and in case some of you are getting that old itch - Crackdom is a comin'

*snicker*

Nonsense, you were not gone, you were simply fulfilling your first quest - to show up Sturmy by doing absolutely nothing. You must understand, lad, that we know much more than you ever could about what you were actually doing. Now keep that stupified look on your face and get back to your quest.

I knew putting that "v" at the beginning of my username and being slightly less annoying than most other people was going to pay off some day.

Happy Birthday, Lars!

Joe, What the hell is wrong with you? I set up a new serf for a right proper BOOT opportunity and you have to wander in and ruin it. If someone was stupid enough to write your biography, they's probably title it "Bad Timing".

juan_gigante, your first task, should you choose to accept it, is to do render SturmSebber's second task utterly impossible. I don't care how you do it, but doing absolutely nothing is a good start and will likely guarantee success.

Compensating for something, are we?

Sorry to hear about your dog, Dalem.

Wankffler.

Yet another display of ignorance by the village idiot. Serfs serve the Cesspool, that's right, all of it, including members of it as lowly and insignificant as you. I merely have a right of first refusal, and if the little sport proves to be unworthy, I'll cast him adrift, like the trash you fish out of the sewers for your lunch.

Juan, juan, juanito. There are some things you must learn. You are to properly spell and bold the name of any Knight or Squire, no matter how unworthy (and I assure you 37mm is the least worthy of them all). You will also note that the title Sir is not used when addressing one another in this thread. 37mm's vain attempts at pomposity may therefore be ignored, even by one as lowly as yourself. He was knighted 37mm (a rather appropriate measurement of his stature in the Pool) and 37mm he shall remain. Now give him a right good thrashing and we'll see if you're worthy of my BOOT as Squire of the House of PawBroon.

Point of Order, Joe. Are you dispensing with the convention of properly spelling and bolding the names on Knights and Squires? Or is this just your forgetfulness manifesting itself in a new way, rather than the usual - you forgetting to unzip before you take a leak?

I've taken a liking to this one. Mostly because he makes fun of the 37mm, badly I might add, but he tries, which is more than I can say for you lot. Where was I? Roight! I, v42below, Knight of the Cesspool, do hereby propose juan_gigante to the rank of serf of the Cesspool. May the Lord have mercy on his soul. This day of our Lord...et cetera, et cetera.

Wankflers.

Maybe you should go suck on a fat one...

Cartoon grog.

Speedy - Ordinarily I wouldn't do this for an Aussie, but I will down a glass of fine NZ cab sav to your grandad tonight.

The twit lists Frank Sinatra as his "interest". I say let's do the world a favour and put him through the mulcher right now. This place could use some proper fertaliser.

All Australians have always looked the same to me, but I never realised there was actually some sort of machine in WA physically ensuring they were equal in all respects.

What the hell was that? Good lord, lad, he asked you what language you speak!

Don't be silly. Her Majesty prefers wine (although she has been known to lift her spirits with other bevarages from time to time). Now, I'm not sure if this is available in the UK, but for those of you who prefer red - this is an excellent value wine. I bought a case of it after trying my first bottle. More info here: http://www.capricornwines.co.nz/red.html I hope that the Americans here will find that it is unavailable in their forsaken wasteland. It's too good for the bunch of you, really.