Jim Boggs

Jim Boggs I'm quite sure that I have NO idea of what you're talking about or in reference to whatever the hell it is that you think you're talking about has to do with me ... Joe </font>

Oh Great and Unforgetful Justicariot At what point will the dear Lady Morraine perform the operation to allow you to sing those high notes?

Merry Christmas to all you reprobates and parole violators. May this be the year you get what you deserve.

Well, I don't *sniff* know what to say. This old guy is truly overwhelmed by the responses to my single unworthy posting effort. *sniff* You make me feel that I should wait three months between all my posts... Wait a minute... You know, I sometimes forget how subtle you bastiches really are.

Twas the Week Before Christmas Twas the week before Christmas and all through the Pool All the creatures were stirring Especially Da Foole He hurled a "Blood Hamster" at the Justicar's feet But the nimble Joe Shaw escaped, WHAT A FEAT!!! And now we have serfs whose numbers grow higher it's gotten so bad now Sticky's a squire The Old Ones have gathered No one knows why Why does Michael Emrys keep dropping by? Poor Mace is upset with a T-shirt he hates He thought it was cotton Not wool from his "mates" Now dalm has found a mortal enemy who seems to be a big fan of Winnie the Poo While Hiram is smiling to him it's no joke But we all understand that the Eagles will choke Lars has been scarce like a man who's been beat Cause in his slums during winter he must pay for the heat And Noba keeps looking in his in-box in vain for a turn from somebody who may be insane So keep this in mind during this holiday season When visiting the Pool There's no place for reason.

Probably no turns tonight. I have exhausted my feeble reserves fighting the good fight on the PF. Keeping up with Lars, Joe, and dalem is clearly not for the sick and infirmed. To quote WC Fields: Sleep, the most wonderful thing in life...except drink. Sleeeeeeeeep!!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

*Boggs crawls out of his sick bed to acknowledge the birthday of the MBT's oldest living member (take it any way you want)* Happy Birthday Codger Joe Not to bust your bubble (yeah right), but according to the Social Security Administration, you must work until age 66 for normal retirement based on the year you were born. The good news is that anybody born after 1960 has to work until they are 67. *Boggs crawls back into his sickbed, feeling just a bit better*.

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You crackpot scenario desecrator. There are no toddlers in this Thread. Therefore your idjit question would have to fall back on who is the youngest poster. ipso facto. corpus delecti. non sequitor. and of course bill me later. I shall in the future refrain from trying to find some spark of cohesive thought in your posts when, as you have clearly pointed out, there is none. So with that in mind I would nominate YOU!!!.

You bunch of brainless oafs. (Sorry Boo, have you trademarked oaf yet?) Clearly the youngest of the Pool would have to be The Ladies of the Pool. I mean that was too easy, unlike trying to figure out a rune scenario.

As I have been led to believe that Seanachai doesn't smoke, I was wondering exactly what kind of "butt" he would be picking out of the gutter (other than his own of course)?

The question is invalid. Seanachai's charging horse? More like prancing pony. Try again.

Hey Holy Mouthpiece who sees and smells all. You must have missed the turn I have sent to you TWICE now. :mad: :mad: I realise that ninety minutes is not nearly enough time for you to plot a move for PBEM, but the next time you have an afternoon off, give it a shot. :mad: :mad: Maggot!! :mad: :mad:

Hey Holy Mouthpiece who sees and smells all. You must have missed the turn I have sent to you TWICE now. :mad: :mad: I realise that ninety minutes is not nearly enough time for you to plot a move for PBEM, but the next time you have an afternoon off, give it a shot. :mad: :mad: Maggot!! :mad: :mad:

Let's see, New England won the Super Bowl last year. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won it the year before. Did the Cowboys win the one before that? Before that? Before that? Before that? Oh yeah, that's right. Dallas hasn't won anything since color TV was invented. No wonder Joe likes the Cowboys. Much like himself, their glory days are well in the past.