Boo Radley

Again, that's a tautological statement.

Impossible. You're far too shallow to do anything deeply.

How is it you keep getting out of the restraints? I told them to use a shock collar, but did they listen? Nooooo!

I don't so much talk to you as at you.

Spent a long, long time here. Wrote a lot of nonsense. Met a lot of fine folks, some of whom I still talk to. This was a wonderful place, full of wit, panache, bile, horrid jokes, funny songs, idiots and savants. And dreams. Lots and lots of dreams.

No, it's just the stench of old haggis that wafts out of him.

I knew you could identify with it.

Did someone say they wanted an AAR?

Your mother is tiny? That's a bummer. It's an AAR you're wanting? Okay. Speedbump and I tied in a CMBN game. Happy now?

And in this week's episode of "Non Sequitur Theater", Michael demonstrates why he really needs to be constantly monitored and medicated. Let's watch, shall we?

Before the earth had cooled...

Hold your breath while doing so. I thought you were going to ask for a Sampo. But it's good to see you setting the bar low for yourself.

You're saying speed supercedes quality? This is why women mock you.

Yup. It's only with smoke rounds and they do fire even though it says "out of range". BFC, fix or do sumfink!!! Thanks, guys!

At his age it's probably Denny's with the Early Bird Special crowd.