ahh theres no winning with u people so lets lighten the mood (i would prefer u didnt do little underhand jabs like soapdodge and imply we all bugger rabbits if ure going to insult me dont be a coward about it) anyway now one of my fave jokes
SCENE-under a star-lit sky sherlock holmes and his assistant watson lie in sleeping bags and look up at the stars
sherlock-watson, what do these stars tell u?
Watson-well, astrologicly they tell me there are hundreds of thousands of galxies and millions of stars theirin. AND theologicly it tell me god created everything. AND meteorlogicly it tells me it will be a fine warm day tommorow.
sherlock-(dispairing) NO watson u dik-hed someones nicked the tent!!!!!