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    The Peng Challenge Demo - Download at Your Own Risk

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by MrSpkr:

    Thank you for downloading the Peng Challenge Demo Version 24.003. Please be aware of the following disclaimers:

    Beethoven's Ninth) Sod off.

    23skiddoo) Still here? I thought I told you to Sod off?

    867-5309) Okay, if you must stay, understand that this ain't your father's challenge thread. You must post here with a bit of venom, some bile, and more than a passing resemblance to something more intelligent than your pet rock. If this doesn't apply to you, then sod off.

    One-two-three-o'clock,four-o'clock-rock) Frankly, NONE of that applied to you, did it? You should go jump in one of those flamefests in the General forum. You'd be happier, we'd be happier -- its a win-win situation for everybody. You see, the kind of people we WANT to post in this thread are those with some miniscule ability to amuse or entertain us. That requires at least half a brain (wow- look - the crowd's thinning already!), and a wee bit of wit. If you're one of those idiots crying out about genitals, or flinging ****e like a monkey at the zoo, well, first we'll pile on the hatred, and, failing that, we'll simply IGNORE you.

    Eight Miles High) In the words of the Bard: "Seriously, the number of developmentally challenged masochists we get in here would fill up a season's worth of episodes of the Jerry Springer show." Hear that? So sod off before it happens to you.

    4-3-2-1-Earth below us) Note to the clueless: presumably, you have a thingie -- either a girl thingie or a boy thingie. We all have one or the other. That does NOT mean you should tell us about yours, or refer to anyone elses.

    Pieces of Eight) This is -- hello -- a Challenge thread. Once you have an idea of how the place works, pick an individual (none of these scattergun challenges) and challenge him (in a witty, cutting, bilious manner) to a game of CM.

    99 Luftballoons) This is not the place to exercise (or even stretch) your ignorant bigotries. No attacks based on race, religion, creed, ethnicity, gender, or sexual preference. We only tolerate good old fashioned PERSONAL attacks around here.

    SheWasJustSeventeen) You must include your email address and general location in your profile if you want a response -- we want to know who to spam and what cities to avoid.

    Science Fiction, Double Feature) We (the Knights, Olde Ones, and Justicar) have implemented a caste system. You (a scum sucking newbie) are at the bottom of the system. Don't expect your betters to reply to you.

    99 bottles of beer on the wall) The Ladies of the Pool - YK2, Persephone, Patch, Kitty, etc. - are above your notice (just as you are beneath theirs). Be polite, or better still, just sod off and hold thy tongue.

    1812 Overture) Expect new rules to cover any situation not already covered herein, so long as it ends up making you look like an idiot (not difficult) or otherwise serves our purposes. Or you could just Sod off!

    Steve

    So tell me, how did you go about getting the font so small? Oh I know..a writer must write of which he knows.

    [ August 22, 2002, 02:11 AM: Message edited by: Fieldmarshall ]

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    Check out my New Cm:BB fan site.

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Ozzy:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by M Hofbauer:

    I dunno what the six is suipposed to mean (referenmce to the antichrist?, or reference to a commander's radio code (as in DukeSix, KiteSix etc.)?), but the "Fallschirmjager is plain wrong and makes the whole site look very unprof :D fessional even beforer :D someone has been there.

    ;)

    Not to us ignorant North Americans.</font>

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    Speaking of Bald Headed Megalomaniacs, Madmatt....

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Firefly:

    When I did Geography at school Italy was in the Mediterranean not Eastern Europe. That was a long time ago, though, it may have changed.

    Har har,

    The oi-talians (as some Australians may put it) commited troops to the Russian front, and med. fronts. Also the Yugoslav partisans drove them from the tiny bits of the balkans the oi-talians may have controlled. Here is a map of the Axis Division of occupied Europe:

    1942euro.gif

    And here is the Key:

    1942~eur.gif

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    That took care of that..

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Well I was play testing my newest scenario Bacharach am Rhein (A wonderful city..I had to do a scenario) any who, one of my Assault guns fired at a building, and suddenly the entire city was leveled after the explosion..needless to say I lost the battle after that with no city to defend..but any explanation. It was repeated in the replay.

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