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  • Birthday 08/02/1951

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    Perth WA
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    Living another day...
  • Occupation
    Growing old rapidly

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  1. If tha missus comes back early and sober, yer in like Flynn. If she comes back late and pissed, yer cactus mate..... psst: I love to edit my posts. Gives me such a thrill.... [ November 27, 2003, 04:53 AM: Message edited by: AUSSIEJEFF ]
  2. I like that. Seanachai becomes what he hates. He wouldn't be able to live with himself. Mace </font>
  3. psst: I love you too, Boo pssssst: WOW! I replied to myself! Great conversation we had too..... [ November 26, 2003, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: AUSSIEJEFF ]
  4. <quote>Did you know that Boo Radley is the wind beneath all our wings? --Seanachai</quote> Wrong again. For the record..... Did you really know that Boo Radley is the funny smell from our collective armpits?? HRH Ponce AJ - At Your Service
  5. You do realise that munching down Cherry Waffles by the truck-load has certain - errr, pit-falls when it comes to cleaning up the mess? If you don't believe me, ask GRUE who has been known to swallow a few at snack time! So make sure you de-pit the Cherries first. Oh, and another hot tip - apparently they go down better with dollops of thickened cream... Mmmmmmm.... Goo-ey Cherry Wafflers :mad: :mad: HRH Ponce AJ XXBC - your Cousin-in-Arms [ November 26, 2003, 08:04 PM: Message edited by: AUSSIEJEFF ]
  6. Sorry, but Berli's ego alone, takes up enough space to park an aircraft carrier......how about over here, in this dark corner near the communal loo...yes that's about right. </font>
  7. Mr Spkr - "Why you dirty, low-down, $#^^&*% son-of-a-@#$/! Joe Shaw - "Why you conniving, festering, pile of #@$%$&,.^*&(&*! Hmmm....... Mebbe we needs an INQUISITION into <U>WHO SHOULD HOLD THE RIGHTS TO HOLD THE INQUISITION!!</U> HRH Inquisitive Ponce AJ
  8. And now.... for one of my final acts ... AN ODE TO BOO .. .. .. *mute applause heard backstage in an Ohioan cornfarm* I thank you all and..... Gawdnight! HRH Ponce AJ IV
  9. Wot has become of this place then??? Wherefore art evidens of YE OLDE AND T-RUSTY WEPONS OF SSN TORTURE???? THE SCATHING FORKED TONGUES? *slash!* <BIG>THE POINTY STICK</BIG> *poik!* <BIG><BIG>THE BRICK</BIG></BIG> *splat!* <BIG><BIG><BIG>THE BOOT!!! </BIG></BIG></BIG> *fludd!* Jest becoz our NEW QUEENIE HER GRAND MAJESTY EMMA THE GREAT "praise her tootsies* is enthronced, does not mean y'all have to go SOFT IN THA NONCE!!! We need an INQUISITION Mr Justicar! Dammed infedels infeltrating all over this place, wot ho!! Tha Ponce [ November 25, 2003, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: AUSSIEJEFF ]
  10. Fanning herself frantically, or frantically fanning herself .. Thank goodness for small mercies... I was quite worried that things may escalate while the Justicar was away.. But I see I need not have worried... Deep sigh of relief................ And Mr Lurker, your loyalty has not gone un-noticed.. but I don't think violence will be necessary .... THIS TIME .. [/QB]</font>
  11. :confused: :confused: Wot is this "CeeMack" thingymajiggy you strange-yet-somehow-familiar-folk speak oft of, Mr Lardeedars??? The only word that vaguley resumbles it for me is SMACK. Does it have a similar effect on your insensibilities? Or is it a shortened misconceived derivation of the word "SHMACKO" - a popular dog food most commonly consumed by Grue? Hmmmm.......wot's that funny smell ??? *sniffff* oh no - not him again!!
  12. <font size = 10> HeeeEEEEeeee's back! </font> welcome back, cobber. Mace </font>
  13. <font size = 10> HeeeEEEEeeee's back! </font> welcome back, cobber. Mace </font>
  14. Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time My girl's name is Senora. I tell you friends I adore her. When she dances oh, brother, she's a hurricane in all kinds of weather. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Rock your body, Child! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time You can talk about cha-cha, tango, waltz or the rhumba. Senora's dance has no title. Jump in the saddle hold on to the bridle. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Rock your body, Child! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time Senora she's a sensation, the reason for aviation. And fellas you've got to watch it. When she wind up she bottom, she go like a rocket. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Hoist those skirts a little higher! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Up the chimney! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time Senora dances calypso. Left to right is the tempo. And when she gets the sensation, she go up in the air come down in slow motion. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time </font>
  15. Disgusting. *BOOT* Get out, you mangy critter ! Noba. (Note: Jealousy has nothing to do with it....) </font>
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