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  1. Good. Send me a turn ya uber-tank playin' pillock. In conclusion: yer a wanker [ April 27, 2003, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: Vadr ]
  2. Nidan1 posted: I am currently teaching the Pillock not to get into long-range duels with Panthers and Tigers (just as I taught lenawhatsits). He is losing badly. edited because satellite sux [ April 24, 2003, 08:53 PM: Message edited by: Vadr ]
  3. Did ya miss me? No? Well Sod Off then! Wankers, the lot of ya. How about a Gamey Update (and the crowd goes wild!)? Delta Dalem still has Armor on the Boulevard, but most of it is all smoking and abandoned. I won't get into point details or how many flags who had at the end. Suffice to say his tanks weren't the only thing that got smoked. We're gonna do some CMBO next (if the twit ever sends me the setup), because we can! Lessee, I think that makes me 1 and 1 vs The Helen Reddy Fan. Nidan1 has also gone down to ignominious defeat. I guess Panzers in Finland don't work all that well. He's whining about not getting credit for a flag. Guess that's because he didn't own one at the end. 1 and 1 vs him too. It seems I can beat him so long as we don't play some ridiculous Berli Scenario.* Lenakonrad and I are fighting it out over Sowchos 79 (not the Mrspkr version, the other one). Finally, we play a balanced scenario. Too early to tell yet but there's a lot of lead flying. 1 and 1 vs him/her as well. This is the tiebreaker. Hortlund has a lot of King Tigers, but it's early yet. I don't mind much since I spanked him so bad in Buda (and Pest). btw Hortlund, top first post; best we've had in months (the rest of you are a bunch of losers!). Maybe I'll upgrade that Pony I gave ya. 1-0, soon to be 1-1 unless he bogs a bunch of heavies. Guess that about covers it, since mcgillicutty disappeared. I haven't been keeping up with the MBT much lately, sue me (sit down MrSpkr). If I missed anything important you could clue me in, or not, I could give a rat's arse. Please continue to Sod the Feck Off and ummm...have a nice day! * "Don't assume this scenario is balanced for your style of play" is just another way of saying "This scenario isn't very well balanced" (luv ya )
  4. Did ya miss me? No? Well Sod Off then! Wankers, the lot of ya. How about a Gamey Update (and the crowd goes wild!)? Delta Dalem still has Armor on the Boulevard, but most of it is all smoking and abandoned. I won't get into point details or how many flags who had at the end. Suffice to say his tanks weren't the only thing that got smoked. We're gonna do some CMBO next (if the twit ever sends me the setup), because we can! Lessee, I think that makes me 1 and 1 vs The Helen Reddy Fan. Nidan1 has also gone down to ignominious defeat. I guess Panzers in Finland don't work all that well. He's whining about not getting credit for a flag. Guess that's because he didn't own one at the end. 1 and 1 vs him too. It seems I can beat him so long as we don't play some ridiculous Berli Scenario.* Lenakonrad and I are fighting it out over Sowchos 79 (not the Mrspkr version, the other one). Finally, we play a balanced scenario. Too early to tell yet but there's a lot of lead flying. 1 and 1 vs him/her as well. This is the tiebreaker. Hortlund has a lot of King Tigers, but it's early yet. I don't mind much since I spanked him so bad in Buda (and Pest). btw Hortlund, top first post; best we've had in months (the rest of you are a bunch of losers!). Maybe I'll upgrade that Pony I gave ya. 1-0, soon to be 1-1 unless he bogs a bunch of heavies. Guess that about covers it, since mcgillicutty disappeared. I haven't been keeping up with the MBT much lately, sue me (sit down MrSpkr). If I missed anything important you could clue me in, or not, I could give a rat's arse. Please continue to Sod the Feck Off and ummm...have a nice day! * "Don't assume this scenario is balanced for your style of play" is just another way of saying "This scenario isn't very well balanced" (luv ya )
  5. lenakonrad of course fails to mention the first battle we fought, where my forces suffered one (1) casualty while destroying 30 of his/her tanks. He/she/it did not have the common decency to formally surrender, merely sending a note "Let's say I withdraw". Cowardly pillock. So, my record vs the squire to AJ is 1-1, with the 3rd game in progress. (note: killing a HT does not put you in the driver's seat when I have tanks). Delta Dalem defeated me in our first battle, but I daresay that unless something drastic happens in the last 2-3 turns, I will be revenged on the Helen Reddy fan. Record: 1-1 I spanked Hortlund quite badly in the streets of Buda (or Pest, or somefink), and he is now having fun at my expense in Royal Opponent. it's early yet. Record: 1-0 Nidan1 slew my pixeltruppen in our first game. Of course, it was a Berli scenario and something of a laughingstock as far as play balance goes. We are now working through a Boots & Tracks design which is far superior and quite interesting. Record: 0-1 Gitlord Focker is nothing but a gamey little bastige and he's darned lucky he got a Draw despite his tactical timidity. Record: 0-0-1 I of course slaughtered mgivnicutty in a Ker Dessel* scenario, offered him a rematch, and the twit vanished. Record: 1-0 So there, you can all just go back to Sodding Off. Roight. *when you want to play CM in the worst way
  6. The Stables are this way Boggs, you won't be seeing the beach for a bit. Make sure you sweep well, the farrier will be here to shoe the steeds on the morrow (except for Hortlund's Shetland pony of course, it only needs a trim).
  7. Oh you ignorant twits. Berli, Moraine, please hop right up here on the cotton-pickin' Clue Bus... Florida plates != Florida driver/occupant. Pillocks. OK? Got that? The population down here triples in the winter. Most of those hapless, worthless wankers from Manysoda, Ohio and damned near all of them from Noo Yawk drive through Georgia on their way to and from. Have either of you ever heard of rental cars? They are quite the rage these days with cheap, ignorant, rude Yankees. Now Moraine, if you can find some way to close all the roads leading south through Georgia in the Fall, and make all 4 lanes of I-95 northbound in the Spring (and allow no other northbound traffic), then the problem can be contained and we'll route the rest of them through Alabama. Now, that little...errr...Gnome (see Sire, I'm getting better!), in addition to ignoring Coventry, now wants to have hisself a lil' ole' North vs South set-to. Well that's just fine with me, of course. Vadr, American by birth and Southern by the Grace of God Vadr. Which one of you limp-wristed, pasty-faced little Yanks would like your assets whupped first? Step right up, don't be shy! You can try it one at a time or you can all hold hands and try it together. Makes no difference to me.
  8. You Wankers, Florida is indeed largely swamp, so I guess you've all studied geography. Of course, the part that isn't swamp is all beach, and damned nice beach at that. How many beaches ya'll got up north where the water is actually warm enough to get into? No, the only thing wrong with Florida is that every winter we get overrun with ignorant, rude, non-driving pillocks from places like Manysoda, Ohio, and Noo Yawk. It's disgusting. Tell you what; please convince everyone you know to take their vacations and/or retirements in say...Green Bay. We'll throw in Disney and move it to Chicago for ya, free of charge. In short, you can all just Sod Off. Edited to say: I need to have a talk with this jwxspoon person about play-balance. He must have learned the art from Berli [ March 14, 2003, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Vadr ]
  9. Dammit dalem, that is not only the lamest title since you ripped-off Helen Reddy, it's also as lame as...well...Berli that you could not come up with anything more original than merely quoting the Mighty Justicar in the opening post. You suck. I think I'll kill more of your tanks. Now really, I'm actually starting to believe some of the drivel posted by Seanachai, MrSpkr (the ambulance-chasing twit) and others to the effect that the MBT is dying. Hortlund, you feckin' pillock! You're a brand-spankin' new Kanigget and you didn't take this opportunity to breathe some life into the Cesspool? Loser. I think I'll kill more of your tanks too (yes, I know you've got King Tigers, I don't give a dayum). Seriously Delta dalem, do everyone a favor, and don't start any new Peng threads. You're embarrassing, like WJC was embarrassing. I'm gonna take my pitchfork to some of you wankers, mark my words...(shut up Berli) In conclusion, you can all just SOD THE FECK OFF (Ladies of the Pool, and the Justicar excepted, as always). [ March 10, 2003, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Vadr ]
  10. Gotta admit, I like the way that turned out, despite the weather. Now, pardon me whilst I go work on my tan. You don't want me down there Berli, if your performance here is any measure, I'll be running the place a week after I show up.
  11. But Sire! Seanachai bears no resemblance to Kipling at all! I'm sure he'd like to think he does, but... OGSF on the other hand...
  12. {rubs backside} Message received My Liege. It seems that the archaic concept known as loyalty is lost on most of you. Not surprising, given the machinations of the various Olde Ones with this, the MBT which they should be guiding and protecting, but instead seem intent on...err...flushing into the sewers. No matter. Kipling. You wankers don't know Kipling. Here's a bit of Kipling for Seanachai's entertainment (and very appropo if I do say so m'self): So there. As far as helping The Gnome around the ice, well I'd be delighted. Of course, I don't know squat about ice, living down here in the tropics (78 degrees yesterday) but I'll gladly give it a go. I hope the Storyteller is about Gnome-weight in RL however. I'm still not carrying a lot of extra weight despite my advancing age and dare say I could boldly go where no pot-bellied, overweight, out of shape...err well, you get the idea. 'Nuff 'O that. In other news; Hortlund has come to his senses and surrendered to my fearsome Tygers. I await his gamey riposte.
  13. And you are likely to continue waiting you hopeless Twit. I answer to the Justicar of the MBT and to none other, and never to the likes of you. If it's a Jig you want, I suggest you start dancing. Or...you could agree to a match, in which case I will gladly stomp your assets for the entertainment of all and sundry. I think this would be fitting, seeing as how your champion meeks has fled the field. Of course, you have ever the option of Sodding Off
  14. Hortlund gibbered: Well I live in the Stables fer chrissakes, what do you expect? Lessee now, which horse for Hortlund? Ah yes, this Shetland pony should do nicely...
  15. Try to pay attention you tottering doddard... The Challenge of meeks was not concocted by me, nor even by any ordinary, run-of-the-mill Kanigget, but by The Justicar and Knight-Champeen of the MBT hisself. Of course, Die Justicar cannot be bothered to stomp meeks around the Shavian House, so he gave me time off from the stables to thrash the once and nevermore "king". No little Berli, like you, meeks is frightened of me. Unlike you, he chooses to hide rather than bluster. Now, try and get a clue, or you could just Sod off. Edited to remind everyone that Hortlund is easy. [ March 04, 2003, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: Vadr ]
  16. Oh yeah and Meeks (nb of course) is still a coward for continuing to dodge me.
  17. And now for the obligatory Gamey Update! dalem and I continue to slaughter each other's Armor on the Boulevard. I finally got one of those first-shot kills that he has become so (in)famous for, the pillock. Sir Hortlund is counting the burned-out hulks of his once mighty T-34s and wondering how he's going to kill Tygers. I shall unleash the Panzerfaust barrage on him in a minute. Hey Hortlund, lead with the infantry you twit, not the armor (expecially in town). Surprisingly, my Green Russian Infantry is getting the better of Nidan1's UberFinns in the woods near Grandma's house. He's a trixy one though, so I just showed him the KV's. lenakonrad and I continue to have a truly vicious little fight over My City of Ruins. Canister sucks. He/She/It owes me a turn. mcgivney cried so much about our Ker Dessel* scenario that I gave him a rematch. The worthless, sniveling little wanker promptly disappeared and (of course) owes me a turn. It's just as well, I had to not only teach him E-mail but how to number turns like a normal person as well. High maintenance, low yield (like my first wife). Gaylord remains this day a Git among ye. In closing (and the crowd goes wild), you are all brain-dead worthless little twits and generally beneath my notice. Especially you idiotic, ignorant, immoral Ice Holes from Manysoda. Sod Off, all of you *Ker Dessel, when you want to play CM in the worst way.
  18. Here's a little something for you to all strain your feeble braincells on (both of 'em): http://www.cyberglass.biz/FlashEx/mindreader.html It's time to start a new thread. Can one of you Kaniggets please go embarrass yourselves? I think Lt. Hortlund should do it, personally.
  19. Well I'm still kickin' Hortlund's assets all over Budapest. Kanigget, Squire, makes no diff to me...
  20. You are all a bunch of wankers (the Ladies excepted of course). {serious} Anyone here ever play Diplomacy? Anyone interested in a PBEM game? {/serious} You are all a bunch of wankers (the Ladies excepted of course). PS - Meeks is a minor-league wanker because he continues to run from me
  21. Sod Off We have enough Dips in the Pool already.
  22. Meeks! You sniveling little Git. Are you scared? Frightened of lil' ole me? I Challenge you to a match in the finest traditions of the MBT. Here's a little treat for the masses. The loser of the match between Meeks and I will agree not to post *anything* in the MBT for a month. How's that? Oh that is just too rich... Edited to remind egbert that he is still a little pillock [ February 28, 2003, 08:24 AM: Message edited by: Vadr ]
  23. Sigh. So much idiocy, so little time... Duty first: The Noble Justicar decreed: My Liege, it has been said that a picture is worth a thousand words. I'm hoping it will do for 24 double-spaced pages as well. I called up some old friends and asked them if they'd do a covert op into Poland for old-times sake. They said 'No' of course, but I still managed to smuggle out a genuine photo of lenakorndog (I like that) through other nefarious means (Berli ain't the only game in town...). At any rate, here is the evidence, which I'm certain will settle once and for all exactly what "it" is: And Meeks (I refuse to bold it until the sniveling little coward agrees to a game). Stop dodging me you miserable little muppet. You're worse than Mcgillicutty (did anyone make that loser a Serf yet?). Send me a set up, you festering little boil of a man. Better yet, I believe I'll send You a setup. Care to play Von Lauchert? You can be the Russians... And oh yeah, speaking of everyone's favorite androgynous Pole, Moraine Sedai posted this little gem in the previous edition of the MBT: Yeah, that's what I did as well. Great fun isn't it? He/She plays about as well as AJ posts. At any rate, the Aussies (damn them) certainly seem to be having a hard time finding competent Squires... Lessee here...Lt. Hortlund continues to whine piteously about my Tygers. I guess he can be excused, since said Tygers are currently slicing and dicing his T-34s (my Hungarian PzIII isn't doing badly either). Well, I guess that's a wrap...oh wait... Seanachai chattered: Poor baby, my heart bleeds for you. I'd pack you up some 80 degree sunshine and FedEx it up there, but I far more enjoy the thought of you freezing your little tookus off in your rat-infested, cobweb-covered little cave. I hope you freeze to death. Ah, Roight, is it 1:30 PM already? I'm off for my afternoon dip in the pool! [ February 25, 2003, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: Vadr ]
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