Lars

And only until Niagara Falls erodes back to the Lake, then the whole thing will empty out with a rush. And Ohio will be left with..........Boo.

Don't sell yourself short there, Hoppy.

Sounds like leprosy to me.

There are few things in life as annoying as shoveling snow off a boat in the water. A truck alternator on the fritz also qualifies, since it's needed to get the above boat out of the water before it freezes. But at least I still have my health. Oh wait, been sick for the last week, so bugger that. On the bright side, fixing the truck and pulling the boat out in the snow/rain mix that's still coming should finish me off. Get me outta six months of winter, that.

All and sundry are welcome to come over to Lars Havn for gaming, drinks and laughs on Sunday. Well, thought I'd try. It couldn't be any worse than the three gits who are going to show up…

You've gone and went through a whole harddrive's worth of pr0n already? Sheesh...

To help celebrate your status as a new US citizen, let me be the first to welcome you to your share of the national debt.

Well, washing the dung off the mushrooms only drives costs up. Enjoy the tea.

He finally figured out a trick to get the bottle back from you, eh?

Stick with the Thai, a Guatamalan massage means something a bit different.

Sorry to hear about your medical condition.

And it only took you ten years.

What I still don't understand is how he managed to do it, given that earlier he was sitting in a puddle.

Er, right. We're trying to provide him the incentive to go find some. So was I, so was I...

Ask again after we trash dalem's place on Sunday.

Somebody send Stuka a bottle of champagne with Allah's picture on it.

Spent yesterday drinking Super Tuscans with the owner of the Rocca delle Macie winery. The hell with Scotch gits, pass the Sangiovese.

Why is there a UFO in the top left corner?

May I suggest Jack Iron 198? rookie...

Seanachai, you tit, %^(1P) - Those are largemouth bass, not walleyes. And you call yourself a Minnesotan, oh the shame, the shame. Please report to the nearest Minnesota DNR station for a lengthy re-education on which is the State Fish, and a heavy application of leeches, just for fun. Secundus – It's my B-Day. Bring something better than your usual swill. How about a nice sipping rum? If you're even thinking about mixing it with Coke, you've gotten the wrong bottle, so put it back and look at the higher shelves. Yes, yes, you'll have to stand on your tippy toes, but make the effort laddy, it'll be worth it. I'd suggest a bottle of Oronoco, but I suppose you'll go for the Pusser's, just for the chance to mention sodomy later in the evening. Or, if you wish to go a different direction, a bottle of Blandy's 5 Year Old Rich Alvada Madeira. Mmm…Madeira… Number The Last – I play cribbage, but only as a blood sport, as the Norse Gods intended it should be played. Bring the cards and prepare to be skunked.

Bugger Comcast and their fancy automatic spam blockers... Forecast on Sunday is for 85 with isolated showers. We may even get out on the boat this time, so wear a swimsuit. Either way, you're probably going to get wet. dalem, bring something. Seanachai, you bring something else. Papa Kahn, you bring whatever the hell they both forgot.

I will be after I serve him two Pink Panty Droppers and post the photos.

Papa Kahn called last night. Two margaritas and a beer really gets that lightweight going, sheesh… Good thing Seanachai was there to drive him home from Manny's, eh? Bwahahahahaha….

I'd hate to leave this mortal coil with one still left on the list.

Bought a new smoker and did up two racks of baby back ribs and two whole chickens on Sunday. Damn good stuff paired with a couple of bottles of garnacha. dalem and Seanachai didn't get any either, which only made it taste even better.