Lars
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Itchy, ugly red weals raised all over, feel like shet, look like a freak. sometimes a piping-hot shower will flush them all, but sometimes not. The battle now becomes a struggle to keep them from spreading.
Congrats, you finally hit puberty.
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A whole flood of thoughts occur to me that I can't post here. Never mind.
Michael
Your best post ever.
Do keep it up.
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My Dear Lady Patch-Patchy-Persephone, not only is this the RIGHT place, it is the ONLY place. It's the IN place, the "With it"place. The place where the Boss, Now, a-go-go crowd goes to be seen.
It is the bees knees, the cat's PJs, the best of all worlds and it's now with RETSYN!
Stay out of the urinal mints, Boo, they're for company.
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And you neglected to mention that one tank of yours was a Tiger and that it was parked on the biggest hill on the map, playfully shooting anything of mine that chose to stick it's head up.
Somehow, that just never gets old.
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It was more than sufficient thank you ... a nice brisk walk to the office followed immediately by further brisk shivering and stomping of feet to get the feeling back.
And I didn't get you anything ...
Joe
No prob, just knowing you were cold was enough.
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-6F this morning.
Not much, but the best we could do for Shaw.
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Yeah, you and Malcolm Lowry. Time to read 'Under the Volcano', Lars.
Why read it when you can live it?
I was drinking with a Mexican chef who just got off work from one of the fancy 'spa' hotelitos on the island, and boy, he sure knew the good stuff.
For the life of me though, I can't remember the labels…sniff…
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Back from a little lost time in Isla Holbox.
Seems I have re-acquired a taste for mezcal…
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Don't tempt dalem.
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That's where the cheat sheets were hidden, you dolt.
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I'm putting $10 on the pissed off dirty swamp dwelling hobo with no shoes.
He'll remember what for, Seanachai. Oh yes he will…
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I vow not to drink too much this evening, hear my resolution!
Yes, yes, I can just hear the steely resolve in your voice.
I got $10 that says you'll be face down in a puddle by 11 o'clock.
A.M.
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Congrats GrampaNidan1.
Let's hope it takes after like her side of the family.
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May you all get exactly what you deserve for Christmas.
I'm getting 16" of snow, so it's only fair.
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If Boo wore a thistle in his lapel, I'd slather him up from head to toes and munch his thistle so that he'd not only be recognizable but also wet.. and sticky... and ICK.
Waaaaay too much information...
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And what is one of the RULES, Stuka?
You all try my patience. I am awaiting the results of my EMG. It's amazing how after you pay some $550, you can still wait 3 weeks, and, after you call someone to ask what's going on, they tell you to call back in a couple of days while they try and determine why they don't know why they don't have the results.
Of course, what I'm anticipating is that I'll be told: 'Well, your tests indicate that there's some sort of nerve anomaly there. We don't know what it is, or why, nor would we recommend that you should do anything about it. But we very much appreciate your money, especially as we understand that you have no insurance. It's Americans like you, stalwart, advocate-less, without any hope of wringing any sort of answer out of us, that makes this the greatest Medical System in the World. Thanks for the payment we made you make at the desk before we even agreed to run the tests, and know that you are the salt of the earth. Here's to you, Proud American! Oh, and we've added another $45 to your bill for the materials and disinfectants needed to wash away your tears of anger and defeat...'
You paid???
Silly boy...
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Help, my trees and shrubs are attacking my house!
I think they heard that I am attempting to decrease my CO2 emissions as ordered by the EPA.
Flora of the world unite!!!!! Don't let Al Gore suffocate you with oxygen.
Ah, that would explain the full scale blizzard outside.
Must be a global warming summit going on somewhere…
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I'll never look at Idaho the same way again.
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Point of order.
Can we still refer to OGSF as being an Oddstraylyun, since he has become a U.S. citizen and is now a proud 'Murican?
At what point does Goobernationalism end? Does it ever?
When he starts calling soccer by it's correct name, kickball.
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How does one exactly distribute pubic hair?
With wild abandon.
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Lars: "I want a drink."
Seanachai, dalem, and Papa Khann: "You mean other than the TWO you have in front of you already?!?!?"
Oh come on, those were just shots. Nobody counts those.
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Few things in life are as enjoyable as hearing of someone else's misfortunes.
Dalem has an extremely drunk Seanachai in his house. I expect I'll be laughing the rest o' the night away
Wait till next week, I'm bringing over a case of rum.
Should be epic.
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Which Irish lake did you have in mind, Lars?
The green one.
Like, duh...
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Lake Eire - 210 ft deep.
Lake Superior - 1332 ft deep.
Plenty of water will be left in Superior to help scrub out the Boo stain near Eire.
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I thought you got a nickel for bringing the container back?