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MrPeng

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  • Birthday 10/19/1961

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    Clarks Summit, PA. USA
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    Deriding religions of all sorts
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  1. Well. Here we are. 17 or more years later. Some of us have died. Some of us still live. I was here for a long time. Then I left. I had nothing else to contribute to the thread that bears my name. I think that is still true. But Berli and Stuka deserved better than what they got. Good men, maybe not the ideal of Gentlemen, but good men nonetheless. They deserved to live longer, see more, do more, **** more, drink more, smoke more and raise more hell than they were allowed. They are missed. But they are still alive in my head. That's all any of us have. Well except for that pillock dalem and the jackass of all trades, the Seanachai. They've got Berli's earthly goods. I say build a monument with them. Build a museum. Build a tribute to Berli, that will last longer than any of us. We are meat. We die. Life goes on. Can I just say here that I'm glad Methuselah - I mean M. Emrys is still kicking. And that OSGF, our Manky Scot's Git has not given up on his shtick. Good night, and good luck.
  2. Heh. Forgot the first game owed me a Panther too. Yeah. It's messed up. Had a very similar experience to Heinrich505 except I didn't win scenario 2. Also, The 75 AT gun took out two reinforcement Shermans, I killed one more with a schreck, the Sherman in the middle of town with a faust, and two Stuarts with schrecks also. It was counted as a draw. I haz a sadz. All the soft vehicles were blowed up real good with the Nebelwerfers. Two of the reinforcement Shermans hung back, but I had no AT assets other than the 75 AT to go after them. It was pretty frustrating knowing that I had husbanded my armor so well in Scenario 1 that I could have been a bad ass mofo in scenario 2 pretty easily with a Panther and two PZ IVs hunting the shrinking violet Shermans that hung back.
  3. Also posted on the Engle King Tiger thread... Zurg. OK I made it through the first scenario almost intact. I had all of my armor, and lost very little infantry. I mean like, I kicked the american butt with so few casualties that I went back to a save to make sure that I was playing elite and not sissy. The second scenario my PZ IVs weren't available. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? So I slogged through and took the all the objectives in the town, but my infantry got seriously whacked. I lost one of the Stummels, and both Lynx. I took out three of the five Ami reinforcement Shermans, and all but one of the on map armored vehicles with panzerschrecks. I was really hoping I would see those PZ IVs again! Nope. So the second scenario was a draw, and I got the rescue the KT scenario next. Still no PZ IVs! I'm not sure why, when I was so careful with my armor in the first scenario, the game decided I could do without the PZ IVs.
  4. Zurg. OK I made it through the first scenario almost intact. I had all of my armor, and lost very little infantry. The second scenario my PZ IVs weren't available. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? So I slogged through and took the all the objectives in the town, but my infantry got seriously whacked. I lost one of the Stummels, and both Lynx. I took out three of the five Ami reinforcement Shermans, and all but one of the on map armored vehicles with panzerschrecks. I was really hoping I would see those PZ IVs again! Nope. So the second scenario was a draw, and I got the rescue the KT scenario next. Still no PZ IVs! I'm not sure why, when I was so careful with my armor in the first scenario, the game decided I could do without the PZ IVs.
  5. Hi everybody!!! I'm new here. What's this Peng Challenge thingy all about? Can I play too?
  6. I was sleeping soundly. You lot woke me up. Get offa my lawn.
  7. Hi! Is this the place where I can get a friendly game? Just as soon as my new license activation comes in the mail I'll be ready for some action, already, you betcha.
  8. Actually, Monsewer Kettler, I'm almost certain that "garlic eaters" was (is?) a disparaging phrase used by Japanese people regarding Koreans.
  9. Hearts and Liverpool tearing up the middle of the pitch with chances few and far between. Still, it is far more entertaining than the nearly nine pages of nattering from Emrys and Boo(!). I just thought I'd bounce this from whatever corner of BFC forum it languishes. Gaylord's frothy spurting like Santorum from a bung was a bit of a surprise. I can't imagine what motivates the feckless ninnyhammer to drop trou in the cesspool. Why anyone wants to be here fills me with bafflement. But, then, I am easily baffled. Always have been.
  10. Is this thing on? Test... one, test two... check check. Ahem. I am looking forward to the zombie apocolypso. No matter what, I will have the opportunity to kill. If I am a zombie, afflicted by the super virus that is tearing through the population, I will have the opportunity to eat the living brain from person not yet infected. I've always wanted to do that. If I manage not to be infected, I will get to break into a Walmart, stock up on weapons and ammo and cap some zombies before their overwhelming numbers rip me limb from limb and eat my brain. Both situations are several notches above life as we know it. Wait, that's not entirely true. Both are an infinite number of notches above reading thirty pages of you guys wanking away like the pack of nattering nannies and grannies you have become. Or were. Are. Whatever. Also, I was promised FEMA work camps full of devout Christians, NRA members and Neocons. Where are the damn camps? Why are there still churches? I was expecting my taxes to be used for the destruction of Christianity, and the instillation of a Marxist Muslim Junta. Or was that the second Obama term? I forget. Regardless, I will be reporting all of you to the Junta so you can begin your "reeducation" AQAP. Resistance is futile.
  11. Have I mentioned I'm a Beta Tester? You guys are gonna love this game. I am testing the hell out of it. It is gorgeous, and fun as it can be. Die a lot now. Of Jealousy.
  12. Eh, BooBoo! I'll get a file to you soon. Really. You know, being a Beta Tester for the new Normandy Game takes up most of my game time. Plus when I was watching a Scout Car trundle across a flowered field I said to myself sez I, "Damn, this game makes CMAK look like crayons on construction paper." So I have low motivation to spend valuable gaming time on such a clunky looking, outdated game. Don't misundertake me, I loved CMAK - the Italy parts anyway - and it was a fantastic game for the time. But it doesn't hold a candle to Normandy. It is a gorgeous game. I haven't had this much fun with a game for years. So, that being said, I think that when it is released to the public, you will find me trolling here and irritating the Kaniggits, poking the ssns with a pointed stick and laying my cloak over the puddles of cess so the Ladies of the 'Pool don't get their feets mucky. You are on notice.
  13. Para, don't worry about Shaw. He's about as useful as a toilet made out of yarn. Anyway, I'm the guy who gets to insult Elvis around here, the filthy swine, may his nether regions wither and become gangrenous, Luna willing.
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